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The Beginning of the END of Facebook
In a usual revolt, scientists bribed by Mark Zuckerberg criticize Facebook’s inaction on censoring President Trump’s free speech

Zuck beating on Twitter while it's down

Zuckerberg warns against spread of Chinese-style internet regulations, while censoring users just like China does

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Dr. FACEBOOK WILL 'FEEL' YOU NOW
SOCIAL MEDIA 'STAR' SAYS SOCIAL MEDIA IS BAD FOR YOU - LIKE OMG!

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ZUCKERBERG DELETES BILLIONS OF FAKE ACCOUNTS-ONLY SEES 9 REAL ONES LEFT
FTC to FACEBOOK: "Your fine is $5 Billion for privacy violations!"
Zuckerberg to FTC: "No problem, I'll write you a personal check"
SENATOR WARREN TO FACEBOOK: "I'm going to break you up!"
FACEBOOK TO WARREN:
"We you!!!"
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 WHOOPSIE DAISY!

FACEBOOK STILL NOT POTTY TRAINED
LEFT BIG MESS IN MEXICO
FACEBOOK RENAMES ITSELF "FACEPLANT!"
HUD suing Facebook for housing discrimination
NOT A FACEBOOK USER? NO PROB, ZUCK ALREADY SPYS ON YOU!
FACEBOOK AND FACEBOOK-ER
Arrogance and stupidity rules at facebook
CROCODILE TEARS
A continuous cycle of failure and fake apologies

FACEBOOK HITS THE MAT! "1,2,3,4,5,6,7..."
Facebook takes right hook to chin-out cold.
"BREAK THEM UP" says Senator
call for government to break up Facebook, Google and Amazon
FACEBOOK LIES AGAIN!!!
and again, and again, and...
SPYING!!! Who us? Never (wink wink)!
Dr. Zuck will see you now :-}
Apparently we are all still "DUMB FUCKS"
GOOGLE-VILLE!
"welcome home googler, I synthesized your favorite meal-soyloaf, you have 10 minutes to eat..."

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GERMANY DISCIPLINES FACEBOOK

APPLE GIVES FACEBOOK A TIMEOUT

"Facebook pays under-aged kids!"

"One flew over the Facebook nest"

"Can you be any dumber? Hold my beer..."

"#Fbexit"

"I'm sure glad you invented Facebook after I graduated, says Natalie Portman, wink wink"

"I'm glad Facebook spies my every move, if I ever get lost, I'll just ask zuck for help"

"User privacy? What privacy? They don't have any privacy. They don't need no stinking privacy..."

"I've got lots of facebook friends, and at least half of them are real people"

"Fool me 1 million times, shame on you, fool me 270 million times, shame on me(?)"

"Russians here, Russians there, Russians everywhere"

"Facebook? Like OMG!"

And the band played on

"But I'm not dead yet!"

Google calling it quits on social media

MONOPOLY!!!

Life is good-when you're the biggest bully around

The Secret to Happiness is...

Do you 'fake it?'

Cold is hot, good is bad, and censorship is good